Phantom Keystroker Phantom Keystroker

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Description

The Phantom Keystroker may look like a harmless flash drive, but it's actually a devious contraption of...

$59.00

Description

The Phantom Keystroker may look like a harmless flash drive, but it's actually a devious contraption of unlimited office-based torture. Simply discreetly attach the Phantom Keystroker to any extra USB port on your victim's computer, no drivers needed. The Keystroker emulates a keyboard and mouse and periodically makes random mouse movements, turns on/off the Caps Lock, and types out odd garbage text and phrases. A set of switches allow you to choose amongst these tortures or select all three. You can also set the time delay on a sliding scale between annoying "events." We recommend you don't set it too frequently so as to extend the agony. Your hapless friends will think their computers have been possessed or that they accidentally downloaded malware. As they admit defeat and dial tech support, you can rest easy with the satisfaction of a prank well played.

Product Specifications

  • Looks like an innocent little flash drive
  • Matte black
  • Victim's computer must have a USB port, but it'll work on any OS
  • Switches allow you to choose among it turning Caps Lock on and off, typing random characters on the keyboard, and moving the mouse or ALL THREE
  • Also set the time delay on a sliding scale between annoying "events"
  • Other things the random typing setting produces: the phrase "I see what you are doing" and Pi to a bunch of digits
  • The name is printed on the side (subtly) so that if someone overreacts, you can quickly point out that it's a prank product
  • Dimensions: 2 1/2" long x 3/4" wide x 1/4" thick

(Delivery 3-4 weeks)

Description

The Phantom Keystroker may look like a harmless flash drive, but it's actually a devious contraption of unlimited office-based torture. Simply discreetly attach the Phantom Keystroker to any extra USB port on your victim's computer, no drivers needed. The Keystroker emulates a keyboard and mouse and periodically makes random mouse movements, turns on/off the Caps Lock, and types out odd garbage text and phrases. A set of switches allow you to choose amongst these tortures or select all three. You can also set the time delay on a sliding scale between annoying "events." We recommend you don't set it too frequently so as to extend the agony. Your hapless friends will think their computers have been possessed or that they accidentally downloaded malware. As they admit defeat and dial tech support, you can rest easy with the satisfaction of a prank well played.

Product Specifications

  • Looks like an innocent little flash drive
  • Matte black
  • Victim's computer must have a USB port, but it'll work on any OS
  • Switches allow you to choose among it turning Caps Lock on and off, typing random characters on the keyboard, and moving the mouse or ALL THREE
  • Also set the time delay on a sliding scale between annoying "events"
  • Other things the random typing setting produces: the phrase "I see what you are doing" and Pi to a bunch of digits
  • The name is printed on the side (subtly) so that if someone overreacts, you can quickly point out that it's a prank product
  • Dimensions: 2 1/2" long x 3/4" wide x 1/4" thick

(Delivery 3-4 weeks)